@op Prick up your ears, I'm the Katherine who lost her head - Beheaded! - For my promiscuity outside of wed! Lock up your husbands, lock up your sons, K Howard is here and the fun's begun~!
@op Died! Jane Seymour, the only one he truly loved - Rude! - When my son was newly born, I died, but I'm not what I seem, or am I? Stick around, and you'll suddenly see more...
@op Divorced! My name's Catherine of Aragon, was married 24 years, I'm a paragon of royalty... My loyalty is to the Vatican, so if you try to dump me... You won't try that again!
