Im Fredrick the Great! Out the gate, first servant of State! Oblique attack tactics that aint exactly straight! I got creative talents, and battle malice Hard as steel on the field, genteel in the palace! Russia's fucked up but no wonder why! With your tundras and taigas and bears! (Oh my!) I would pay a guy to tear out my eyes If I had to look at your troll face every night
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window And I can't see at all And even if I could, it'd all be gray But your picture on my wall It reminds me that it's not so bad It's not so bad
Oh fuck is this 2019? are we in the future so bad? better than return back and notice everyone. Oh I forgot, I heard from my travelers, that on September 20 of your year nobody will show up at Area 51, because today they are laying mines... that's why I wrote to you today. you can change this event. this message will remain visible only for a few seconds, because soon I will come back, bye! #area-51 #time-traveler #time-machine
